Its a meme from a month ago, but I JUST HAVE TO 😭😭👌👌
big mood
big mood
I can’t get over this
me screaming in another plane of existence
THIS IS A FOREVER MOOD
AAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gotta Sweep is honestly harmless💚
But sometimes, he just HAVE to sweep. Thats where his sanity breaks😔
- Feed me treats while I drive long journeys.
- Rub my belly when it’s full.
- Cuddle my soft body.
- Use my belly as a pillow, and (if I get big enough) my body as a mattress.
- Smirk at me with pride while I devour a buffet.
- Big spoon me and knead my belly as we fall asleep cuddling.
- Straddle my belly while stuffing me.
- Grab me with two fingers between my belly button and the underside of my belly when leading me somewhere.
- Little spoon me and sink into my soft torso as we cuddle.
- Make me grow out of all my clothes.
- Rest your head on my soft chest as you listen to my deep breaths.
- Did I mention cuddles?
- Take me on cute walks you know will make me pant.
- Casually grab my chub when I least expect it.
- SOFT CUDDLES.
Applications are open. All are welcome. T&Cs apply. Always read the label. Batteries not included.